CALLING ALL SKINNY, WEAK, EMASCULATED MEN WHO ARE SICK OF SUFFERING FROM ‘LITTLE GUY SYNDROME’
LEARN THE AMAZING MUSCLE MASS SECRETS OF A WEIRD, NERDY ALLIGATOR WRANGLER WHO DISCOVERED A QUICK N’ EASY ‘BODYBUILDING HACK’ FROM
HIS 400 POUND PET GORILLA…
HIS 400 POUND PET GORILLA…
And Helped A Guy Pack On 45.28 Pounds Of Muscle And Lose 17.93 Pounds Of Body Fat In Only 14 Training Sessions… [1]
Dear Friend,
If you’ve ever felt weak and insecure… And instead want to be strong… respected… and downright irresistible to the opposite sex – then read every word on this page…
Because in a few moments you’ll discover the muscle-building secrets of a wacky zookeeper whose life motto is “younger women… faster airplanes… bigger crocodiles.” And he’ll teach you to reach the quasi-legal ‘steroid threshold’ every time you train…
So you can pack on muscle mass 17x faster than ever before. And get 102% stronger. [2]
Without spending hours in the gym… or training more than 3x per week. Because…
THIS STRANGE ‘LESS IS MORE’ TRAINING METHOD UNLOCKS A STEROID GENE THAT EVERY MAN HAS – BUT FEW TAP INTO…
I call it the cure for any guy who wishes he were bigger… stronger… and more alpha. And I’m happy to share it with you. Because…
I know what it’s like to be scrawny and weak. And feel like less of a person because of it…
Hi. I’m Mark Webb. My close friends call me Papa Oak. And before I tell you how I met the kooky muscle-building master above – you need to know…
I used to be a 127 pound weakling with zero-confidence and a nagging desire to fit in… a craving that can be traced back to an early father wound that nearly crushed me. See…
My dad left me and my mom when I was a baby. And once I hit my teen years- I had a crippling fear that everyone in my life would do the same… And I’d find myself alone and unwanted again…
So I did anything I could just to be liked. Even the worst things any person could do…
I GOT HOOKED ON DRUGS TO MAKE THE PAIN DISAPPEAR…
AND SOLD DRUGS JUST TO MAKE FRIENDS…
Because there was nothing “attractive” about me. I was shy… small… and skinny. Like a squeaky dormouse that no one pays attention to…
And I thought the best way to make friends (and keep them around) was to offer them a fix. So I dealt drugs for years. And found a close group of pals because of it…
Until I GOT BUSTED with wads of cash and baggies of green stuff in my pocket. And was sentenced to a long jail time… Then…
All my “buddies” vanished overnight. And my biggest fear became a blaring reality… I was all alone again. And decided…
I couldn’t live like this anymore – A criminal. With fake friends. Likely to spend my life in prison. Or worse… DEAD.
And that’s when I found my next “fix” … Weight training…
But as a skinny guy who knew nothing about building muscle – most of my efforts came to nothing…
I spent years in the gym and hardly saw any gains… And was so frustrated at the time that I thought about giving up altogether. Because…
I traded a life of partying… women… and pockets stuffed with cash. For one of boredom… loneliness… and being broke.
I trained hours every day, And bought every muscle magazine out there. Searched all of the bodybuilding forums I could find…
I even dropped the little money I had on expensive supplements that made large promises with almost nothing to show for it. So when I didn’t see any results – I wondered if getting buff was really for me…
BUT JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO CRAWL BACK
TO A LIFE OF DRUGS AND CRIME…
TO A LIFE OF DRUGS AND CRIME…
I STUMBLED ACROSS A STRANGE ZOOKEEPER
WHO REVOLUTIONIZED THE BODYBUILDING INDUSTRY WHEN HE CAUGHT HIS 400 POUND GORILLA EASILY DOING 1-ARM PULL UPS
Even the biggest… baddest… buffest guy in your gym likely trains the wrong way. And you’ll pass him up in a hurry with Arthur’s amazingly simple and effective mass technique…
But before I reveal this record-time mass training that stimulates more muscle growth in minutes than most programs do in days…
But before I reveal this record-time mass training that stimulates more muscle growth in minutes than most programs do in days…